just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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