the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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