DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
