My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
50% drunk capacity currently
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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