He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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