For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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