Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize
