so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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