I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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