): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
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