too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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