do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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