Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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