How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
