do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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