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It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Can I color on your dick again?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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