I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Randomize
