the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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