I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I can't turn off my feet"
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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