Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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