I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Randomize
