normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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