It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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