you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
please don't ironically join a cult
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