I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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