i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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