Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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