Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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