what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
