I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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