We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
