I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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