I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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