idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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