it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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