If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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