he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
