if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
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