You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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