but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Randomize
