I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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