I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
MIDGETS
????
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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