the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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