ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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