So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
