Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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