"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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