To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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