I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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