A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I want to be your penis for a week.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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