Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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