Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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