We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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