At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
