I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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